Those who grew up with the internet always suspected that things would go awry some day, and now it is about to happen. We need to band together and fight for what is ours, but sometimes even the best end up losing the battle.

This appears to be one of those times…

There’s nothing more to see, no more links to visit.
You’ve done it all.
This is the very last page on the very last server at the very far end of the internet.

You should now turn off your computer and go do something useful with the rest of your life. *

Suggestions:

Read a book
Do some public service
Personally interact with your neighbors that you’ve probably only met online
Plant a tree
Introduce yourself to those other people who live at your house (your family).*

Please don’t forget to turn off the lights on your way out.

In order to save time, we will now start downloading the internet to your local drive.