A YouTube account called Young Ted Cruz popped up yesterday with a singular video of the Republican presidential candidate back when he was just 18.
Cruz is asked in this video about his life aspirations. He goes, “Aspirations? Is that like sweat on my butt?”
Cruz goes on to say, “My aspiration is to, uh, oh I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop.”
Aside from that, it appears Cruz had your standard teenager goals: “Take over the world, world domination, you know, rule everything, rich and powerful, that sort of stuff.